Tuesday, January 22, 2013
Montreal's coolest barista
Laugh in the face of the winter cold, taunt it, ignore its pathetic attempt at rendering you miserable.
I've concealed this young lady's identity but cannot conceal her irrefutable and staggering awesomeness for baring arms in the face of adversity.
Scientists will one day invent a way to manipulate molecules to allow us to wear spray-on transparent clothing to guard us from the cold.
At that time we will all dress like this outside, even on the coldest of winters days, epidermis haters be-damned.
We shall look back at the days of thick winter clothing as laughably barbaric.
Keep that in mind when you dress for work tomorrow. We're sick of your sweater. Your office is heated, take off the dorky outerwear and let your skin breathe as natural skin should.